  Confusion say, "hey man
  what the hell is going 
  on here?"

skidd

  No way, jack, you can't 
  pin that on me! I wasn't
  there! I break your rens!
  
  Every where skidd goes,
  he can't exscape the 
  frash of the camera...
  Skidd knows just how
  Eminem feels. Brothers
  from different mothers.
  Word.

advice archive:

Q: How come television commericals that promote tampons, herpes medications and any sort of heart decongestant always portray women riding on horses? Wha hapoon?

Betty Camino

A: Great Confusion! Sup Ms. Lady. How are you lovely round eye mama? chillin in mah crib mindin mah own bizznizzo. Mah dawgs are hurting!

Any ways these commerceeoh alway wimmin on Horsy cus the men who storyboarded these commereceeoh think when you get something like this is like ridiey horsee (eventually) A PAIN IN THE ASS. Maybe they tell you that its tine for the penisillin shot! Alla yall wimmin needy of the Penis-illin!!!

Q: Hey Skidd, where can I get some of that sauce -- used sauce that is... there were some hot girls in that DVD, did you get to "audition" them personally? You got digits? If not, I'll take some sauce if you y'all haven't flushed it already...

Jed420

A: hello my wide-round eyed friend! skidd in the place to be! wow. must be getting good responds from the babehcoo sas. lotta ppl ask me at show--if girly already dance in sauce before bootling in Hong Kong. I say I dunno maybe chimapnzee, not girlies! If you do happen to bring a glad container you sicky little doggy, I gradly let you contain some sas. No promise that it will be good enough to eat. may possibly contain stuff, stuff you may find on bar or publik bathroom floor!

as for 'auditions', I can only say I am a regitamate business man. i leaf that to Buck and Dave. once they coo, they tell me which georgia peach is ready fo' pickin. i pray to Great Confusion that this answer your lifes most probing questions.

Q: What's with you and the ass fixation? If it comes out of or goes into an ass, Skidd Wong always seems to be near by... Is this why you booked an act called "Brown Stuff" to open for N&S??? You must have spent too much time in those sicko HK peepshow arcardes.

Degeneration X

A: brown showah brown showah brown showaaaah! no assy fixat er ficksate ah damn...problem, yes no assy problem here mah brotha form a diffurent mudda. can YOU tell me what another word for pirate treasure? brown stuff was a recommendation, er (at knife and gun point) by Dave Shameless, hence last name.....and if anybody ask me there are NO ORANGUTANS in Indonesia, except at the zoo, gaodamnit!

Q: Skidd, Why have you not answer my questions about the hoes or wife exchage program? And how come you... I mean how does one cum... or come; not sure which... does my wife program offend women. after all, wouldn't it be nice for them to get beat and rape by another woman's husband? Waiting to hear your answer....

p.s. your tracks freak me out on the end of the CD.

Tommy Hillbilly

A: Hello Tommy Hirbirry! So solly for not reprying to you. Be busy at dry cleaner which give me generous 'maximum wage' a dry cleana make, which soooo unlike the 5% of 5% as stipurated in my contlact with Naked & Shameless....But back to you quarry. Cheap beer get your groove on like no other chemical because (here is the phrase you lookee for): Kraeusening. The hops and yeast plus K word (too much for skidd to typee) equal ultra magnificent blindding beer goggle. Pabst blue ribbon Tai-yo! Okay? Okay.

Memeber to bring the roff ryder for rittle tommy hirrbirry. Put it on befo you put it in!

Wife exchange may not workee--you may get the wrong end of stick --- in you asshole! Beware wandering eye of wifee--may lead to hangar sized orifice (you take you pick) and wifee may have earnwed brownwing before you...very sadness, as it would be better for you to share experience together...ah the joys of one on one sodmy. Oh btw not hard to come or cum---just keep paying attention to the plobrem at, er, in hand :)

Happy solo lovin' Joe!

Q: Um. Wahl. Mr. Skieyedd. Could you please tell me whay cheep beer gives sech great beer gahgglez and whut the kemickal prahsess iz to kreeate sech great cheep, inekspinsive, hooker-ree-fAhnd beer?

Tommy Hillbilly

A: [ crickets ]

Q: The burning sensation that has been occuring in my nether regions is just about gone. This is unfortunate, as I have begun to enjoy the sensations. Also there's no chance of me ramming my cock into that slut who gave me the burn in the first place, she's in jail for prostitution. Is it time for another hooker and more cheap beer?

Danny Z a.k.a. Jose "8 ball" Lopez

A: Well 8-Ball! Maybe more hooker, but waaaay moah cheap beer! A great quandary you have gotten yourself er, I mean 'it' into! Whoee. Gottsta hurt when you gotta go pee! Gee Whiz! Had to look good when you slipped into that nappy dugout (cheap beer goggle on!)--God you had to feel the razor blade on yer peter! She gotta wash that fundamental thing! Could you smell? Speak up man! Your peepee got rights too!

My only advice--if you go drink cheap beer---remember to brung yer cheap cap too! In most American bar I see, there be a dispender selling cap in washroom! Go buy! Then, dringk to your American heart convulse! Remember cheap beer bring baaaad beer goggle on! Eveyting look like Bo Derek! Always ten with cheap beer! Watch out! You could wake up with very needy sykotik wimmens with venner real disease! Poor poor 8-Ball. I hoe Confusion shine on you!